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Title:
Under the Table Manners by Author Unknown
Poem:
It's very hard to be polite If you're a cat. When other folks are up at table Eating all that they are able, You are down upon the mat If you're a cat.
You're expected just to sit If you're a cat. Not to let them know you're there By scratching at the chair, Or a light, respected pat If you're a cat.
You are not to make a fuss If you're a cat. Tho' there's fish upon the plate You're expected just to wait, Wait politely on the mat If you're a cat.
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