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Lyrics from some of the best songs ever written.

Lyrics : Genesis - Illegal Alien

Got out of bed, wasn't feeling too good

With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes

The sun is shining so I head for the park,

With a bottle of Tequila, and a new pack of cigarettes



I got a cousin and she got a friend,

Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help

At his apartment I knocked on the door,

He wouldn't come out until he got paid.

Now don't tell anybody what I wanna do

If they find out you know that they'll never let me through, cos



It's no fun being an illegal alien, no

It's no fun being an illegal alien



Down at the office had to fill out the forms

A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose,

Up to the counter to see what they think

They said "it doesn't count man, it ain't written in ink".

I don't trust anybody, least not around here, cos



It's no fun being an illegal alien, I tell ya

It's no fun being an illegal alien, no no no no no

It's no fun being an illegal alien, I mean it when I tell ya that

It's no fun being an illegal alien,

An illegal alien, O.K.



Consideration for your fellow man

Would not hurt anybody, it sure fits in with my plan

Over the border, there lies the promised land

Where everything comes easy, you just hold out your hand



Keep your suspicions, I've seen that look before

But I ain't done nothing wrong now, is that such a suprise

But I've got a sister who'd be willing to oblige

She will do anything now to help me get to the outside



So don't tell anybody what I wanna do

If they find out you know that they'll never let me through, because



It's no fun being an illegal alien, I tell ya

It's no fun being an illegal alien, and it's getting me down

It's no fun being an illegal alien, no no no no no

It's no fun being an illegal alien, yeah yeah yeah



It's no fun (not much fun) being an illegal alien, I tell ya that

It's no fun being an illegal alien, I tell ya

It's no fun being an illegal alien, no no no

It's no fun (not bloody much fun) being an illegal alien,

It's no fun being an illegal alien, and that's what I am.







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