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College Humor - Free Song Lyrics

Lyrics from some of the best songs ever written.

Lyrics : Simple Minds - Constantinople Line

Hey Waiter

I'm first class

Hey Waiter

Where are we now?

Am I last

Am I last

Hey Waiter

Don't talk back

These tenants speak

A traveller's language

Caucasian talk

They're saying nothing

I see a land

As we crawl by night

I see a face

In the window in front

These stations are useful

These stations we love them

Newspaper

Encounter

Confusion

Hey Waiter

I'm first class

Hey Waiter

What state is this?

These reptiles scream

A violent party

All art and jazz

And League of Nations

I see a land

As we crawl by night

I see a face

In the window in front

The east is calling

I'm feeling nervous

I love the western

Style and change

These stations are useful

These stations we love them

These stations are useful

These stations we love them

Newspaper

Encounter

Confusion

Constantinople

Red

Red star

Red

Constantinople

Red

Red star

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