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Lyrics from some of the best songs ever written.

Lyrics : The Rolling Stones - 2000 Man

(Jagger/Richards)



Well, my name is a number

A piece of plastic film

And I'm growin' funny flowers

In my little window sill



Dont you know I'm a 2,000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all



Well my wife still respects me

I really misused her

I am having an affair

With the random computer



Don't you know I'm a 2,000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all



Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mummy, proud of your sun

Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mummy. proud of your sun

Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'

Like it did when you were young

Or do you come down crashin'

Seeing all the things you'd done

All was a big put on



Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mummy. proud of your son

Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mummy. proud of your sun



Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mummy. proud of your sun

Oh daddy, proud of your planet

Oh mummy. proud of your sun



And you know who's the 2000 man

And your kids they just won't understand you at all







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