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College Humor - Free Song Lyrics

Lyrics from some of the best songs ever written.

Lyrics : The Rolling Stones - Fortune Teller

(Neville)

Went to the fortune teller

To have my fortune read

I didn't know what to tell her

I had a dizzy feeling in my head

Siad she'd take a look at my palm

She said "Son, you feel kinda warm"

And she looked into her crystal ball

Said "You're in love"

Said it could not be so

I'm not passionate with the girls I know

She said when the next one arrives

Looking into her eyes

I left there in a hurry

Looking forward to my big surprise

The next day I discovered

That the fortune teller told me a lie

I hurried back down to that woman

As mad as I could be

I told her I didn't see nobody

Why'd she make a fool out of me

Then something struck me

As if it came from up above

While looking at the fortune teller

I fell in love

Now I'm a happy fellow

Well I'm married to the fortune teller

We're happy as we can be

Now I get my fortune told for free

Now I'm a happy fellow

Well I'm married to the fortune teller

We're happy as we can be

And I get my fortune told for free

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