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Lyrics from some of the best songs ever written.

Lyrics : The Rolling Stones - If I Was A Dancer (Dance Part 2)

I stand accused of talking

But I feel that we are falling

In the same old groove

The radio is playing

Spitting out the same old news

It's time to get up, get out

Get out into something new

Time to get up, get out

Out into something new

Everybody wants somebody's fantasy

Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreams

Everybody wants somebody's fantasy

Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreams

If I was a woman, I would want a new man every night

If I was a woman, I would want a new man every night

If I was a politician, make sure I wear a fancy neck tie

If I was a woman, I would want a new man every night

The poor man ires the rich man

Denigrates his poverty

The rich man ires the poor man

And envies his simplicity

Everybody wants somebody's fantasy

Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreams

If I was a movie star, five million dollars would be my price

If I was a trucker, I'd drive for seven days and seven lonely

nights

If I was a drummer, I would never miss the beat

If I was a dancer, y'all would never see my feet

If I was a hooker, a thousand dollars would be my price, all

right

If I was a candidate for President, I'd make sure I had a

steady wife

If I was a millionaire, I'd spend all my money in one crazy

night

I am what I am

I am my own boss

I am what I am

My dreams can't be bought

Yeah, I said now I tear across the dollar

Just to end this day with you

Yeah, I am what I am

I am my own boss

Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreams

Everybody want somebody's fantasy

Everybody wants somebody's crazy dreams







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