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Tongue Twisters

Some things are hard to say. I don't mean "I love you"  - no what I mean is some combinations of words are difficult to say - like "I love Lilly's lovely lolly" - Try saying that 10 times - it would be easier to just tell Lilly you love her!!! Anyway, have a go at these . . . .


2 Y's U R

A big black bear sat on a big black bug

A big black bug - 1

A big black bug - 2

A big black bug bit a big black bear

A big bug bit the little beetle

A bitter biting bittern

A black bloke's back brake-block broke

A bloke's back bike

A bloke's bike back brake block broke

A box of biscuits - 1

A box of biscuits - 2

A box of mixed biscuits

A cheap ship trip

A dozen double damask dinner napkins

A fat thrush flies through thick fog

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue - 1

A flea and a fly in a flue

A fly and flea flew into a flue - 2

A gazillion gigantic grapes gushed

A lady sees a pot-mender at work

A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule

A lump of red leather a red leather lump

A lusty lady loved a lawyer

A noise annoys an oyster

A noisy noise

A nurse anaesthetist unearthed a nest

A pessimistic pest exists amidst us

A pleasant place to place a plaice

A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place

A proper cup of coffee

A quick witted cricket critic

A real rare whale

A rough-coated dough-faced thoughtful ploughman strode

A sailor went to sea

A skunk

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk

A slimey snake slithered down the sandy sahara

A smart fella

A tree toad loved a she-toad

A truly rural frugal ruler's mural

A turbot's not a burbot

A tutor who tooted the flute

A twister of twists once twisted a twist

Ah shucks six stick shifts stuck shut

Aluminum linoleum

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts

An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt

Ann and Andy's

Announcement at Victoria Station London:

Are our oars oak?

As he gobbled the cakes on his plate

As one black bug bled blue

Bake big batches of bitter brown bread

Bake big batches of brown blueberry bread

Benevolent elephants

Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons

Betty better butter

Betty better butter Brad's bread

Betty Botta bought some butter - 1

Betty Botta bought some butter - 2

Betty Botta bought some butter - 3

Big black bugs

Birdie birdie in the sky


Black back bat

Black background

Black bug bit a big black bear

Black bug's blood - 1

Black bug's blood - 2

Blake's black bike's back brake

Blended baby blue bugs

Blue glue gun

Bobby Bippy bought a bat

Brad's big black bath brush broke

Brent Spence Bridge

Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades

Buckets of bug blood

Busy buzzing bumble bees

But a harder thing still to do

But she as far surpasseth Sycorax

Can you can a can

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager

Casual clothes

Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved

Celibate celebrant

Cheap ship trip

Chester Cheetah

Chicken in the car and the car can go

Chop shops stock chops

Clean clams

Clowns grow glowing crowns

Come come

Comical economists

Cows graze in groves on grass

Coy knows pseudonoise codes

Craig Quinn's quick trip

Crisp crusts crackle crunchily

Crush grapes grapes crush crush grapes

Customer: Do you have soothers

Daddy draws doors

Dear mother

Denise sees the fleece

Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie

Did Dick suck a duck

Did Doug dig Dick's garden

Does this shop sport short socks

Don't pamper damp scamp tramps

Don't spring on the inner-spring

Double bubble gum bubbles double

Dr Johnson and Mr Johnson

Draw drowsy ducks and drakes

Dust is a disk's worst enemy

Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs

Ed had edited it - 1

Ed had edited it - 2

Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not

Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree

Elizabeth's birthday

Esau Wood sawed wood

Excited executioner exercising his excising powers excessively

Extinct insects' instincts

Fat frogs

Fat frogs flying past fast

Federal Express is now called FedEx

Five fat friars frying flat fish

Five frantic frogs fled from fifty fierce fishes

Five fuzzy French frogs

Flee from fog

Flee from fog to fight flu fast

Flies fly but a fly flies

Football Results

Four furious friends

Fred fed Ted bread - 1

Fred fed Ted bread - 2

Fred Threlfall's thirty-five fine threads

Fresh French fried fly fritters

Fresh fried fish

Freshly fried flying fish freshly fried flesh

Freshly fried fresh flesh

Freshly-fried flying fish

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks

Frogfeet flippers swimfins

Furnish Freddie's nursery

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear

Gertie's great-grandma

Girl gargoyle guy gargoyle

Give me the gift of a grip top sock - 1

Give me the gift of a grip-top sock - 2

Give Mr Snipe's wife's knife a swipe

Give papa a cup of proper coffee

Gobbling gorgoyles

Good blood bad blood

Great gray goats

Greek grapes grow graciously

Greek grapes

Green glass globes glow greenly


He threw three balls against the wall

He threw three free throws

Hitchcock Hawk Watch

Hi-Tech Traveling

How can a clam cram

How many berries could a bare berry carry

How many boards

How many cans can a canner can

How many cans can a cannibal nibble

How many cookies could a good cook cook

How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit

How many yaks could a yak pack pack

How may saws could a see-saw saw

How much caramel can a canny canonball cram

How much dew does a dewdrop drop

How much dough would Bob Dole dole

How much ground could a grounghog grind

How much ground would a groundhog hog

How much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle

How much oil boil can a gum boil boil

How much pot could a pot roast roast

How much wood could a wood chopper chop

How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck - 1

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck - 2

I am a mother pheasant plucker

I am not a pheasant plucker - 1

I am not a pheasant plucker - 2

I am not a pheasant plucker - 3

I bought a bit of baking powder

I can think of six thin things

I cannot bear to see a bear

I eat eel while you peel eel

I know a boy named Tate

I need not your needles

I need not your needles they're needless to me

I saw a saw in Arkansas

I saw Esau kissing Kate

I saw Esau sitting on a see-saw

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop

I scream

I see a sea down by the seashore

I shot the city sheriff

I slit a sheet a sheet I slit

I stood sadly on the silver steps

I thought a thought - 1

I thought a thought - 2

I thought a thought - 3

I was born on a pirate ship

I wish to wish the wish

I wish to wish I dream to dream

I wish you were a fish in my dish

I would if I could! But I can't so I won't!

I would if I could and if I couldn't how could I


If a black bug bleeds black blood

If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot

If coloured caterpillars could change their

If Dr Seuss Were a Technical Writer

If Freaky Fred Found Fifty Feet of Fruit

If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie

If one doctor doctors another doctor

If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps

If Stu chews shoes

If two witches would watch two watches

If you can't can any candy can

If you go for a gopher

If you notice this notice

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker

If you understand say ''understand''

If you're keen on stunning kites

I'll chew and chew until my jaws drop

I'm a mother pheasant plucker

I'm a sheet slitter

I'm a sock cutter and I cut socks

I'm not a pheasant plucker

I'm not the fig plucker

I'm not the pheasant plucker Verion 3

In 'ertford


It's not the cough that carries you off

Jack's nap sack strap snapped

John where Molly had had

Kanta is a masai girl

Ken Dodd's dad's dog 's dead

King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles

Knapsack strap

Knife and a fork bottle and a cork

Kris Kringle

Larry Hurley a burly squirrel hurler

Lesser leather never weathered

Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup

Listen to the local yokel yodel

Little Mike left his bike

Lovely lemon liniment

Love's a feeling you feel when you feel

Luke's duck likes lakes

Mallory's hourly salary

Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone

Mares eat oats and does eat oats but little lambs eat ivy

Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me

Meter maid Mary married manly Matthew

Minimum of cinnamon

Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish

Mix Miss Mix!

Mo mi mo me send me a toe

Mommy made me eat my M&Ms

Moose noshing

Moses supposes his toeses are roses

Mr See owned a saw

Mr Snipa's wife's knife

Mr Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue

Mrs Hunt had a country cut front

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt

Mrs Smith's

Mummies make money

My Bhaiya buys black Bananas by the bunch

My dame hath a lame tame crane

My Friend Gladys

My mommy makes me muffins on Mondays

Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat

Near an ear a nearer ear a nearly eerie ear

Ned Nott was shot

Never trouble about trouble

New York

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely

No need to light a night light

No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows

Nothing is worth thousands of deaths

Octopus ocular optics

Of all the felt I ever felt

Old Mr Hunt

Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos

On a lazy laser raiser lies a laser ray eraser

On mules we find two legs behind

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans

Once upon a barren moor

One black beetle bled

One smart fellow he felt smart

One-One was a racehorse

Out in the pasture the nature watcher watches the catcher

Pail of ale aiding ailing Al's travails

People pledging plenty of pennies

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers

Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch

Pick a partner and practice passing

Picky people pick Peter Pan - 1

Picky people pick Peter Pan - 2

Pirates Private Property

Plague-bearing prairie dogs - 1

Plague-bearing prairie dogs - 2

Plain bun plum bun

Please pay promptly

Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering

Pope Sixtus

Preshrunk silk shirts - 1

Preshrunk silk shirts - 2

Pretty Kitty Creighton had a cotton batten cat

Purple Paper People

Quick kiss Quicker kiss

Rattle your bottles in Rollocks' van

Ray Rag ran across a rough road

Real rock wall

Really leery rarely Larry

Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning

Red blood green blood

Red Buick blue Buick

Red Bulb

Red leather yellow leather

Red lolly yellow lolly

Red lorry yellow lorry

Reed Wade Road

Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch

Richard's wretched ratchet wrench

Ripe white wheat reapers


Rolling red wagons rolling along

Roofs of mushrooms rarely mush too much

Rory the warrior and Roger

Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran

Ruby Rugby's brother

Rugged rubber baby buggy bumpers

Sailing sedately seaward

Sally is a sheet slitter she slits sheets

Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore

Salty broccoli salty broccoli salty broccoli

Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks

Santa's Short Suit Shrunk

Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop

Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk

Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet

Say this sharply say this sweetly

Scissors sizzle thistles sizzle

Selfish shellfish

Send toast

Seth at Sainsbury's

Seven sleazy shysters

Seven slick and sexy sealskin ski suits

Seven slick slimey snakes

She is a thistle-sifter

She said she should sit

She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa

She sees cheese Cheese she sees

She sees seas slapping shores

She sells sea shells by the sea shore

She sifted thistles

She sits in her slip and sips Schlitz

She slits the sheet she sits on

She stood by Burgess's fish sauce shop

She stood on the balcony

She was a thistle sifter

Sheena leads Sheila needs

Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers

Shoe section shoe selection

Shredded Swiss cheese

Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop

Shy Shelly

Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep

Silly sheep weep and sleep

Sinful Caesar sipped his snifter

Singing Sammy

Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers

Six sharp smart sharks

Six shimmering sharks

Six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins

Six shining cities

Six short slow shepherds

Six sick hicks

Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings

Six sleek swans

Six slimy snails sailed silently

Six slippery snails slid slowly seaward

Six sticky sucker sticks

Six thick thistle sticks

Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers

Slick slim slippers sliding south

Sly Sam slurps Sally's soup - 1

Sly Sam slurps Sally's soup - 2

Smile Argyle Gargoyle smile in a while

Snap Crackel pop

So this is the new sushi chef?

Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket

Sounding by sound

Steam cruisers

Strange strategic statistics

Strict strong stringy Stephen

Stupid superstition


Suddenly swerving seven small swans

Sun shine

Sunshine city

Supposed to be pistachio

Sure the ship's shipshape sir

Sure sir the ship's sure

Surely Sylvia swims

Susan shineth shoes and socks

Suzie Seaword's fish-sauce shop

Suzie Suzie working in a shoeshine shop

Swan swam over the sea

Sweater weather leather weather

Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders

Switch watch wrist watch

Sycamore saplings

Terry Teeter a teeter-totter teacher

Thank the other three brothers

That bloke's back bike brake-block broke

That sphinx

The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!

The big black bug bit the big black bear

The big black bug's blood ran blue

The blue bluebird blinks - 1

The blue bluebird blinks - 2

The bootblack bought the black boot back

The bottle of perfume that Willy sent

The cat crept into the crypt

The crow flew over the river

The epitome of femininity

The great Greek grape growers

The king would sing

The Leith police dismisseth us

The little red lorry went down Limuru road

The minx mixed a medicinal mixture

The myth of Miss Muffet

The ochre ogre ogled the poker

The owner of the inside inn

The queen in green screamed

The ruddy widow really wants ripe watermelon

The sawingest saw I ever saw saw

The seething seas ceaseth

The sinking steamer sank

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick

The Smothers brothers

The soldiers should have shooters

The soldier's shoulder surely hurts

The thirty-three thieves

The two-twenty-two train

Theophiles Thistle the successful thistle-sifter

Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown

There are two minutes difference

There once was a man who had a sister

There once was a two toed she toad tree toad

There those thousand thinkers were thinking

There was a fisherman named Fisher

There was a little witch which

There was a young fisher named Fischer - 1

There was a young fisher named Fischer - 2

There's a sandwich on the sand

These thousand tricky tongue twisters

They have left the thriftshop

Thick thimbles

Thieves seize skis

Thin grippy thick slippery

Thin sticks thick bricks

Thirty-three thirsty thundering thoroughbreds

Thirty-three thousand people

This is a zither

This is the sixth zebra snoozing thoroughly

Thousand thinkers

Three free throws - 1

Three free throws - 2

Three gray geese in the green grass grazing

Three short sword sheaths

Three Tree Turtles

Three twigs twined tightly

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew

Tie a knot tie a knot

Tie twine to three tree twigs


Tim the thin twin tinsmith

To begin to toboggan first buy a toboggan

To put a pipe in byte mode

To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock

Tom threw Tim three thumbtacks

Tommy Tucker tried to tie Tammy's Turtles tie

Tommy Tommy toiling in a tailor's shop

Toy boat

Tragedy strategy

Truly rural truly rural truly rural

Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs

Two dozen double damask dinner napkins

Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town

Two to two to Toulouse?

Two toads totally tired

Two tried and true tridents

Two Truckee truckers truculently truckling

Unique New York

Very well very well very well

Vincent vowed vengeance very vehemently

Wayne went to Wales

We surely shall see the sun shine soon

We will learn why her lowly lone

What a shame such a shapely sash

What a terrible tongue twister

What did you have for breakfast?

What noise annoys an oyster most

What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut

What to do to die today at a minute or two to two

When a doctor doctors a doctor

When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist

When I was in Arkansas I saw a saw

When you write copy

Whereat with blade

Whether the weather be fine

Which switch Miss

Which witch snitched the stitched

Which witch wished which wicked wish

Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch

While we were walking we were watching window washers wash

Whistle for the thistle sifter

White eraser Right away sir

Who washed Washington's white woolen underwear

Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter

Why do you cry Willy

Will you William? - 1

Will you William? - 2

Willie's really weary

Willy's real rear wheel

Wow race winners

Wristwatch strap shop

Wunwun was a racehorse

Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog

Yellow butter purple jelly red jam black bread

You cuss I cuss

You know New York

You've no need to light a night-light





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